Robbie Pectorius

Robert "Robbie" Pectorius (born on April 18, 1959) is a hotel owner currently incarcerated in prison for life.

Robbie was born in Plet, Shkoder, Albania to two failed comedians, and moved to America in 1963 with his parents. He had owned a hotel in Mitchell, South Carolina since he was ten years old and used a room to collect copies of "The Haunted Mansion" on DVD since the film released in 2003. He has resided by himself since then and doesn't take visitors. He made a Facebook account in April 2015 and started terrorizing Sharma preachers with his unfunny statements and attempts to fit in. He was arrested on June 15th, 2015 and sentenced to life in prison for being an unfunny FUCK, but not before four days earlier when he posted a final status on Facebook, stating "ellison". Prisoners have reported he keeps to himself and attacks whenever someone attempts to communicate with him.