Phil Collins

Phil Collins
Phil Collins is a Sharmaic God of the High Order and Lead Vocalist/Drummer of the British rock band ''Genesis. '' Phil was created in the Big Slap by Ronald Chap. Phil's purpose was to be a prophet of the Chapian Sharmaic religion, proclaiming stories of the great miracles and tricks preformed by Ronald Chap.

Without Swag
Phil Collins was sent to earth on January 30th, 1951. He became the drummer for Genesis sometime in his young adult life. Before the swag came, he acted like a normal human being. In 1980 Genesis released the album Duke, this was his first known case of swag.

With Swag
When his swag took over him, he converted to Sharmaic Chapism and spread the word of The Good Chap. He would occasionally step out in public once or twice a month and speak in Sharmaic dialect, telling stories of the prophecies of clert cannon.

Being a prophet, Phil already knew of his own fate, and in March of 2015, he preformed the clepic suicide.

Clepic Suicide and Flap Ghosting
Phil preformed the clepic suicide with Mr. Slap, an old friend of Phil and a Sharmaic Cult Leader. He started off with honor killing Mr. Slap with a poop nugget, then while preforming the clepic suicide, his body shot up into the chapian cosmos, leaving behind a grotesque corpse. At that moment, Phil became a Flap Ghost and still posts his prophecies on the Facebook page Phil Collins With Swag.

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