Menjo Cosan

Menjo Cosan (aka Bonono M Crackdownsg) is a Sharmaic god and one of the all-time Tyrants of Sharma. He has been present in Sharma for most of its existence, from the old days of Wafflehaus to its new Shasta incarnation.

Physical Appearance
For a long time, Menjo possessed a big old mop of wavy, unruly hair, making him look not unlike a Puerto Rican King Charles Spaniel. However, by summer 2015, he had restyled the old cut, in favour of a cut that made him look more like a Puerto Rican Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Both hairstyles have been accompanied by facial hair, in the form of a grotesque pubestache and diabolical mini goatee. Clotheswise, Menjo favours cargo shorts, hoodies, and floral shirts, as well as sunglasses (unrelated to the infamous poopglasses possessed by Nicolas DiFiglia).

The Episodes
Menjo is notable for his development and application of episodic theory. An episode is chiefly defined as an extended period of uncontrollable laughter brought on by hearing or seeing something hilarious. Things that have bought on episodes for Menjo in the past include: There also exists the concept of an "anti-episode", where Menjo hears something so idiotic and asinine that it causes him to bash on his microphone in frustration. To the other people in the Skype call, this cacophony sounds not unlike the sound of his disgusting ragdoll body hitting the floor (perhaps after being thrown out of a portal from the flap dimension).
 * 10423923 1457988737851960 2373363152282454568 n.jpg of the bastardisations of Nicolas DiFiglia (including "Ed Culms?")
 * The Dora The Explorer remix
 * A multitude of Vines and YouTube clips featuring deformed black people
 * The use of the word "trump" to refer to a fart
 * Some (but not all) of Matt Konig's terrible puns
 * The fart song off Family Guy

The Gun
He also has a gun.

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